You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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