is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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