Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
We got so high we made milksteak
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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