i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
