She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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