Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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