your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
tell me about the fingering
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