it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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