i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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