i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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