I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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