Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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