talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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