glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
