I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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