Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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