god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
well you can't waste a boner
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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