We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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