Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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