so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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