Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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