ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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