I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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