Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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