Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just gargled with NyQuil
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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