Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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