How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
