So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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