Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
