As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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