we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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