Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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