I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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