I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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