I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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