I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
