Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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