Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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