drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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