Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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