and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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