if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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