I'm laying in your front yard are you home
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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