what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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