I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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