West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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