We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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