You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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