I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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