this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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