What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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My ATM looks so different sober.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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