I want to make a zoo with you.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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