remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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