He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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