So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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