your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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