Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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