Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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